To Sir, with Love

Dear Mr. Right,

Hi, I'm Vanessa. 5'6'' in flats, long blonde hair, green eyes that like to pretend they're blue sometimes. I've been waiting for you for awhile, and I'm very excited to meet the man God has picked out especially for me. A few things you should know in the meantime;

• I'm slightly obsessed with music. I will most likely sing, loudly, and dance around like an idiot in public with you on several occasions.
• I sing harmony to the songs on the radio.
• I have many irrational phobias, the worst of which include; heights, feet, textured drinking glasses, needles, and Styrofoam.
• I have an unnatural attachment to my cell phone. I have been known to fall asleep cuddling it to my chest in lieu of a teddy bear. I'm working on it.
• I cry during movies, a lot. Actually, I just plain cry easily. If there's a particularly touching episode of Without a Trace on, break out the Kleenex.
• If you say Stop, I will say Hammertime. There's just no way around it.
• I love sushi, but I don't eat red meat, pork, or [cooked] fish.
• There is no such thing as a "short version" of one of my stories.
• My heart is spoken for.
• I love, love, LOVE Disney movies & movie musicals. (But oddly enough, not a big High School Musical fan, go figure.)
• I tend to be kind of nocturnal, which leads to much infomercial-watching. Yes, I have a Sham-Wow, and no, it doesn't work the way Vince, the Sham-Wow guy, says it does.
• I do & say some pretty sappy things sometimes, but what makes it even sappier is that I usually mean it, from the bottom of my heart.

I'll let you figure the rest out for yourself =). I'm not ready for you quite yet, but if you could start making your way over here, that would be just fabulous.

xoxo,

-V

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Songs:

"Wondering Where You Are" Tyrone Wells

"All the Way" Frank Sinatra

"If it Kills Me" Jason Mraz

photo credit: Open Salon